
Hi y'all, I'm sorta new to this whole blob thing, but my foster mom thinks it might help get me something called exposure. I don't know, I'm really just waiting for her to realize it's almost time to feed me again.
My name is Bella, but I have many nicknames, and really the only time I hear "Bella" is when my foster mom is calling me to come see her. She thinks she has to sound all formal, using my name and the word "come" afterward, in a high, silly voice. She clearly hasn't figured me out yet. She could call me Fart Knocker and I'd come running, because there's almost always some sort of food in it for me. Lately my foster people have taken to calling me all kinds of weird things- Blue Bear, Blueberry, Blue Zoomer, Zoomer, Zoomie, Blue Baby. Whatever works for them I guess.
The first part of my 4 years didn't have the best start, but I've mostly forgotten all about that. I've got it pretty good here. Supposedly my foster sisters and brother don't get the same couch and bed privileges that I do, neener. In fact, I have heard my people refer to me as spoiled lately. Whatevs. Before I came here, I ended up in a dirty jail-like place a few hours from here. Apparently the place had an interesting history, as this legendary performer grew up there (my foster mom gets up and starts flailing about when she hears his music), and apparently her dad is from there as well. Me, I didn't have much fun there, as it's not a very nice place to live nowadays. The people called "vets" and my people think that I might have been used as some sort of chew toy for dogs that were bigger than me. I know these dogs didn't want to use me to chomp on, but their people were pretty shady and thought it'd be a good idea. Sadly, the hostile takeover some of us 4-legged folks mulled over for these shady people never happened, well, because we like people too much. But I digress. Those same shady peeps liked me for my stunning good looks and decided they wanted to make more of me, so I had lots and lots and lots of babies. I was a good mommy and loved my puppies, but man, what's a girl gotta do to get an identity of her own, ya know? I'm much more than just a pretty faced mommy. ::flips head::
Luckily for me, some great folks decided that I looked so pathetic or pretty or something to be kept in that dirty jail place for too long. Did you know that they take some of the other dogs and cats to a room in the back and they don't come out? ::shudder:: I'm just glad I got the heck out of that place pretty quickly. A really nice lady named Sherry came and scooped me up and took me to that vet place, to meet another really nice lady named Dr. Cathy. She got me all fixed up and told me I'd never have to be a mommy ever again, let alone "just another pretty faced one." I've got other goals in life. Like Reba said "Is there life out there?"
I guess I was pretty popular at the vet place, because I had several visitors. Among my favorite was a lady named Becky. She wanted to take me home and love me forever herself, but where she lived has some BS laws or something like that, so she couldn't. But she picked me up after a few days with Dr. Cathy and her people and took me to meet my foster dad (foster mom was out of town, so she sent the next best thing to pick me up). At first my foster dad scared me, because he yell screamed and was really excited to see me and just wanted to hug and kiss the crap out of me, and I was NOT having it. I let him know to give a sister some space, and he did, and then proceeded to win me over with treats. I decided he wasn't too bad, and let him take me home and once he let me up on the bed with him, and was an "all you can eat treat buffet," he quickly became my favorite person EVAR. My foster mom still gives him a hard time about me being a Daddy's girl. They're silly, they're both my favorite.
So, here I am. My foster parents keep telling me what a lover I am (duh), and how they wish they could keep me. Personally, I think they're kidding themselves if they think I'm going to let them get rid of me, but we'll see what happens. I'm still not a huge fan of people petting me upon first meeting (how would they like it if I just walked up to them off the street and asked if I could touch their hair?!), but I'm working on it. As long as they let me sniff them to my liking and I feel ok that they're not going to try and make other dogs use me as a chew toy or do anything sketchy to me, I'm usually fine with it. Especially if they have treats. What can I say, I love treats!